Shipmaned 

Getting Shipmaned is when you go to the doctor and get a jab, but only end up very ill/dead after this experience. Often the latter, getting Shipmaned is something that many people experience due to the doctor having homicidal tendencies

Jed: Where is Dave?

Harry: He cant be here today

Jed: why not?

Harry: He got shipmaned

Jed: Oh shit, when is the funeral?

Harry: Next wednesday

Shipmaned by chubby thy legend September 25, 2009

shitmageddon 

The most extreme type of bowel evacuation known to man. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal…to anyone downwind.

Coroner: Sharon accidentally killed three bystanders after she performed Shitmageddon on the subway platform. Two others are in critical condition at a nearby hospital.

Reporter: What was the cause?

Coroner: Our hazmat team at the site has detected traces of Thai food and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god.

shitmageddon by Done it all dave December 25, 2023

shitmageddon 

The most powerful bowel evacuation known to mankind. A 10 out of 10 on the Rectum Scale. Always fatal, if downwind.

Reporter: What happened here?!

Police Detective: Dave performed shitmageddon on the subway platform, killing two instantly, and sending three others to hospital.

Reporter: What caused this??

Detective: We’re not sure yet, but our hazmat team onsite found traces of Thai food, and Taco Bell.

Reporter: Dear god

shitmageddon by Done it all dave January 10, 2024