Sherwood Middle School 

A middle school full of poor kids that have nothing better to do than to brag about their surviv.io wins and their Fortnite wins. The jocks are jerks, the teachers are ok, but the worst part are the boy's locker rooms.

Person #1: Dude, where do you go to middle school?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.

Person #1: Sucks for you.

Sherwood Middle School by Naqashii June 6, 2018

Sherwood Middle School 

Sherwood Middle School is located in the Portland suburb of Sherwood, Oregon. The school contains students ranging from 6th to 8th grade, all having their respective traits. 6th-7th contains the jerks and the "cool kid wannabes" that have nothing better to brag about than their Fortnite wins, the gay kids, and the kids that have nothing better to say than how good they are at football and lacrosse, and 8th grade has the homophobic tall kids that yell at teachers all the time.

Person #1: Which school do you go to?
Person #2: Sherwood Middle School.
Person #3: Actually, it's pronounced hell.

Sherwood Middle School by Evasaden June 12, 2018

Sherwood Middle School 

Sherwood Middle School is a middle school in Sherwood, Oregon. You will find a veriety of people here that enjoy several diverse activities: music, sports, and Fortnite.

Don’t always expect to have a long and enjoyable conversation with the ‘cool kids’, for they will be ranking up in surviv.io and other online videogames.

All in all, Sherwood Middle School is a great school. Except for the fact that they only language they provide Spanish.

“Were you hoping to learn French at Sherwood Middle School this year?”

“Yeah!”

“Sucks for you!”

Sherwood Middle School by theoneandonlythelonely June 14, 2018

Sherwood Middle School (SMS) 

A hell of a place labeled as a “school” where all the kids are either traumatized from other kids or oblivious to how fucking annoying they are. They’re all either obese furries that wear buttplug tails, neo-nazis, sped kids, annoying football and basketball kids, iPad kids, preppy girls or emo. The most interesting thing that happens is when a small fight happens and everyone records it or when the popular guy asks a popular girl to the dance only to dump her a week later. The teachers all fall into a few categories: Obese, woke, old women, pedophile math teachers and hot substitutes. The only interesting thing about this school is the excess of ugly ass haircuts the guys have

Types of kids:
6th grade girls: Think they’re in high school and vape and make TikTok’s in the bathroom
6th grade boys: Retards and football kids
7th grade girls: Hella annoying girls with no personality that are all pick me or emo
7th grade boys: They are the only ones vandalizing the bathroom
8th grade girls: Think they’re hot shit and have a body count of 12
8th grade guys: Pedophiles and neo-nazis

1: I go to sherwood middle school (sms)
2: kys

Sherwood Middle School (SMS) by Schoolhater69420 February 22, 2024