A share bear is someone who will relay things you have said onto other people. These "other people" could be the person you were talking about, an uninterested, or other gossip queens. Share bears parade around like they care, insinuating a care bear front, but they are truly interested in acting condescending by pretending they know everything.
they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.
they will not tell you that they shared your secret, but you will find out. It is impossible to tell these people anything in confidence because they will twist your information and relay it onto whoever gives a shit. share bears ruin friendships.
Person A: I totally asked Justin about that movie and he replied with the synopsis. He's so dense, all I wanted was him to come watch it with me...
Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless
Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit
Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?
Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot
Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear
Person B: AHAHAH he is so clueless
Person B: Yo justin, you are a dumb shit
Justin: what the hell? How did you find out?
Justin: I'm sorry I'm such an idiot
Person A: Fucking Person B is such a share bear
by stephie-poos November 17, 2009
by Big R March 26, 2005
Someone who gives away everything, lives in a box, and then 5 minutes later doesn't even live in that box anymore. The opposite of a hoarder.
Mommy, look at that poor guy! He wants to share something with me! I want to be just like him!
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
No no no Sally, that's a Share Bear. Don't be a Share Bear.
by NobodyLikesKylesMom July 5, 2017
The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.
Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!
by foxybrown August 13, 2007
by J.N. Growling July 2, 2010
When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.
I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.
by foxybrown August 18, 2007
When the most sexually appealing person in the room is passed around, like a joint, to every other person. When one of the participants has the point person they are given exactly 30 seconds of "play time" before they must share with their friends. Game only works if full consent is given by all parties.
Dude, that Care Bear Share really fulfilled me; both in an elementary school morals way and a sexual way.
by vapper8375 April 8, 2015