Sergio Ramos 

Sergio Ramos (a.k.a. La Copa del Rey killer) is a defender who plays for Real Madrid and also on La Furia Roja.

He has a romantic relationship with Fernando Torres.

On April 20, Real Madrid won La Copa del Rey, they haven't won that cup in 18 years.

In the celebration they gave the La Copa to Sergio Ramos, and he threw it from the top of the bus. The bus ran over the Cup, and it died.

He tweeted about it, and he said "I didn't do anything, the cup jumped by itself".

Person1: GOAAAAAAAAAL FROM SERGIO RAMOS!!!

Person2: who?

Person1: the guy who threw it La Copa del Rey!

Person2: LMAO

Sergio Ramos by theoneblackredyellowring May 14, 2011

Sergio Ramos 

When in a place where it is so full you can hardly move it is said to be Sergio Ramos. Or it can be shortened to Sergio or Ramos.

Dude, you go to The Club last night?

Yea man, it was Sergio Ramos.

It was utterly Sergio

Never seen anywhere as Ramos than that.

Sergio Ramos by SirNat April 26, 2011

Sergio Ramos 

The Greatest Of All Time

THE STATS SAY RAMOS IS BETTER
THE MONEY SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THE TROPHIES SAYS RAMOS IS BETTER
THERES ONLY ONE GOAT AND THATS SERGIO RAMOS

Sergio Ramos by sksksksk123 May 30, 2021

Sergio Ramos 

Rapunzel's low key crush

Guys! I have a new crush (Sergio Ramos) he's kinda low key, but damn he's smokin'🔥

Sergio Ramos by Rapunzy April 19, 2018

Sergio Ramos Brace

A brace usually refers to two goals in a soccer game, but a Sergio Ramos brace is when a player concusses the goalie with a casual elbow to the head and dislocates the shoulder of the star striker in the same game. Named after Sergio Ramos who did this to Karius and Mo Salah in the champion's league final.

It's a close game out there boys and Johnson is one hell of a striker, we need to take him out. Jimmy, dislocate his shoulder

and while you're at it, slip a casual elbow shot to the keeper's head. Jimmy, The Sergio Ramos Brace is your destiny.

Sergio Ramos Brace by hearthyhandel June 21, 2018

sergio ramos'd 

The act when you shoot a ball high in to the air missing the goal by miles.

"Bro. You sergio ramos'd that penalty."

sergio ramos'd by thetrollface August 8, 2012

sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

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sergio ramos(not a persons name) by richardblahblah January 30, 2009