Selfie Queen 

A girl who takes an outrageous number of selfies

Hey that girl Sarah is the Selfie Queen

Selfie Queen by That guy joe November 5, 2012

selfie queen 

a girl who posts nothing but selfies on Instagram. Many of their selfies feature the duck face, a really annoying fucking face that consists of kissy lips and looks really fucking stupid.

Bestie: You're SO a selfie queen! You post nothing but selfies on Instagram and many of them feature the duck face
Instabitch: *Takes duck face picture of herself* SELFIEEE!! Better post this shit on Instagram before all my followers forget what I look like! #selfie. #whitegirl. #duckface. #single. #cute. POST!!!

selfie queen by Yolo Drake March 14, 2015

Selfie Queen 

A guy who takes a feminine amount of selfies, often an insult.

Guy 1: "Aidan is overthrowing Alister as Selfie Queen!"
Guy 2: "Dude, we need to get him away from Snapchat!"

Selfie Queen by idowatiwant02thuglyf12vie August 7, 2014

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012