seinfeld moment
seinfeld moment by strongbad69 November 20, 2009
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seinfeld moment
A situation involving a meaningless discussion between two or more people that leads nowhere or to nothing.
Bobby: What are you doing on the weekend?
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
Jamie: I got married 10 years ago.
Bobby: What's that got to do with what I asked?
3rd person: Here comes a Seinfeld moment.
seinfeld moment by Reddot1975 May 1, 2009
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Seinfeld Moment
Any conversation that has nothing to do with anything and can easily be written into an episode of Seinfeld.
Guy 1: "So what if T-Pain dropped a Christmas Album?"
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment
Guy 2: "You would so buy that"
Guy 3: "Yeah...no i'd download it"
Guy 1: "ok so when we all fail at life we're all going to start a business together"
Guy 3: "What would we do?"
Guy 1: "I don't know"
Guy 2: "what would we be called"
Guy 1: "probably something to do with fruit, or animals."
Everyone: Wow, Seinfeld moment
Seinfeld Moment by zachus22 October 18, 2008
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A)
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B)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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