Seehorn
One who is on the receiving end of rumors involving having STDs (Primarily Syphilis) , and/or having been violently anally intruded resulting in blood.
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The epitome of failure.
Usually associated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.
Individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.
Usually associated with; unsuccessfulness, long-term impoverishment, and below average physical appearance and mental capacity.
Individuals possesing seehornesque traits may show several of the following traits; having little motivation aside from waking to breathe on a daily basis, poor general hygiene, low self esteem, exhibit sloth-like behavior, and generally fail at life.
Bill: "Jesus christ Dave, what the hell happened in there? There is no way we're going to close that deal after a presentation like that."
Dave: "Bill I'm sorry."
Bill: "Save it. I don't even want to look at you, you've turned into a mess recently."
Dave: "Look, I know I seehorned it big timeback there. I haven't felt like myself lately."
Bill: "Well go home and think about. Come back on Monday a new man and let's hope for the best on this deal."
Dave: "You're right. I think I'm going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to masturbate but ultimately fail, pass out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system."
Bill: "Fuck man, you're a seehorn"
Dave: "Bill I'm sorry."
Bill: "Save it. I don't even want to look at you, you've turned into a mess recently."
Dave: "Look, I know I seehorned it big timeback there. I haven't felt like myself lately."
Bill: "Well go home and think about. Come back on Monday a new man and let's hope for the best on this deal."
Dave: "You're right. I think I'm going to go home, eat some ritz crackers smeared with toothpaste, move my belly to the side and attempt to masturbate but ultimately fail, pass out in a pool of my own waste, and hopefully get this out of my system."
Bill: "Fuck man, you're a seehorn"
seehorn by TheTruthDeptartment April 9, 2010
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Sephornicate
(v.)
1. To re-touch or apply a full face of cosmetics from the testers at Sephora without making a purchase. While it is perfectly legal to do so, the consequences range include being stalked by Sephora employees who suspect criminal activity, contracting an eye infection from a contaminated mascara vessel or smelling like you had a head-on collision with the Cody fragrance truck.
2. To request prepared samples of cosmetics or other beauty products from Sephora without making a purchase. This is also perfectly legal but can have similar consequences to the first definition, especially when done everyday.
1. To re-touch or apply a full face of cosmetics from the testers at Sephora without making a purchase. While it is perfectly legal to do so, the consequences range include being stalked by Sephora employees who suspect criminal activity, contracting an eye infection from a contaminated mascara vessel or smelling like you had a head-on collision with the Cody fragrance truck.
2. To request prepared samples of cosmetics or other beauty products from Sephora without making a purchase. This is also perfectly legal but can have similar consequences to the first definition, especially when done everyday.
1. I forgot my makeup bag, so when I finished my work-out, I went down the block to Sephornicate before I met up with the Silver Fox for dinner. He told me I looked beautiful.
2. As much as I love how it smells, I can't afford a bottle of CoCoaShaNell Eau de Poisson, so my friend and I go once a week to Sephornicate some.
2. As much as I love how it smells, I can't afford a bottle of CoCoaShaNell Eau de Poisson, so my friend and I go once a week to Sephornicate some.
Sephornicate by MrsSilverFox April 18, 2011
sexhorn
the shape of a woman's pubic hair after copulation. Semen forms a gel-like hold, making the hair stiff, hard, and horn like.