To smack ones boyfriend across ones large head.
“I’ll give you a Kia sedona if you’re not careful mate
by Speel2002 May 27, 2020
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Sedona Syndrome is a physical condition in which a belly dancer has uncontrollably large movements while dancing, walking, and even general interaction. This syndrome often involves large kicks that replace small steps as well as emphasized upper chest movements. Sedona Syndrome originated in Lancaster, CA where Sedona, the belly dancer, began her career in dance. Loved by many and passed down to students, this syndrome may (and most commonly) cause your performance to be more exciting, energetic, and enthusiastic. Sedona Syndrome is highly contagious, although not harmful to your dance career.

Suggested remedy for attempting to contract Sedona Syndrome is to rub, touch, kiss, or borrow the costume of another dancer with Sedona Syndrome. Within one to two weeks, are sure to come down with this syndrome. We recommend that you settle in and enjoy!
Wow, that move was over the top! You must have Sedona Syndrome.
by TribalBellyDancer January 6, 2010
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When yo hoe let’s you put your mushroom headed meat hog in her mouth and drains your sack like a broken balloon only to feel your manliness push and pop against her cheek while flinging your baby batter like a slobbering St. Bernard.
My hoe loves St. Bernard’s like she loves a Sedona Cowboy
by Daggerosso October 20, 2019
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She's like a mom, she is definitely a people pleaser. Which can hurt her at times because she can show her kindness to the wrong people. She is a very stunning and confident young lady. She loves to sing like an angel, draw, cook/bake, and she possesses too many talents to name. She is the best at giving thoughtful gifts and throwing parties. She would die for her loved ones and cherishes them. She is brilliant and wise, she gives the best advice. She would never betray a soul, she is too caring for that. On top of everything she is hilarious and her smile could make anyone smile. She has a beautiful body and great hygiene. She smells amazing! She has a great fashion sense! You'll be lucky if you meet a Sedona.
Y/N: I've been struggling lately...
Sedona: If you need to rant or anything I will always be here to listen...

Later...

Y/N: You just made my day, thank you for listening. You always know how to make people feel good. You are so emotionally smart and wise. You are my Sedona ♡
Sedona: You mean the world to me Y/N!
by the_parasite August 9, 2022
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