secker

Someone who sleeps with an entire army barracks.
Just seckered the Chelsea barracks.
by UnrulyGrandma April 29, 2016
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A Secker is when somebody gets fired/ sacked from a job and so slaps everybody in there working space with there left hand after wetting it in a tap or bowl of water
I was fired yesterday... So I seckered everyone hahaha
by Holacomosita February 24, 2016
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Secker

To be boomer with zero accomplishments and to attack someone 1/3 your age for accomplishing more than you have in your entire life.
Jayne Secker totally seckered on Sky News the other day. Blue Scuti became the first person to EVER beat Tetris, and at only 13 years old, so her jealousy got the best of her and she couldn't stop her mouth from running. If she worked half as hard as him she could have her own accomplishments instead of needing to bring others down.
by Pagan God of Memes January 05, 2024
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