1 definition by @tabbystar
When bad things occur repeatedly in a short duration of time faster than you can comprehend. In other words, "shit happening swiftly"
Jake: Today my mum accidentally threw away my entire comic collection and almost broke my Xbox to pieces.
Jack: Holy schwift!
Megan: I slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the assignment at home, received a C- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scrapbook. It has been such a schwift!
Jack: Holy schwift!
Megan: I slipped off the stairs this morning, missed the bus to the school, forgot the assignment at home, received a C- on a quiz and my younger brother tore my scrapbook. It has been such a schwift!
by @tabbystar November 23, 2017