I went to school today...

My teacher told me to use my book

So I threw it at her

True story
by The guy that hates school January 30, 2017
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School doesn't mean 'school'. It means 'six cruel hours of life'.
School isn't fun
by CR7_thegoat7 September 20, 2023
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The exact opposite of what true education is. It's a prison where we spend about 12 years of our lives learning some half-hazard jumble of fables, parables and song lyrics that we will never need nor use.
It is clear that many of the authorities behind the education system often need an education themselves before they could ever be trusted.
by Tazwint March 31, 2022
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Example mom i dont wana go school last time i saw the devil
by Dejboy1234 October 14, 2019
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A place of horror and regret. As once Winnie said in Hocus Pocus "A prison for children" and she is not wrong. School is a place where you go every morning crying and waking up super late.
I hate this house it's just like school!
by Abbi Martin September 7, 2017
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Verb
- To put a ton of effort in to something, and then give up right before the payoff.
Oh man, you totally school'd that last season...
by sec651 June 21, 2017
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A place that you are stuck in for 7-8 hours a day for 4-5 days a week. This place is packed with bullies, nerds, popular people, emos/goths, and the in-betweens. Your closet is limited thanks to the dress code that only truly applies to those that aren't popular. Some schools have little to no air conditioning, so students have to suffer in the beginning and the end of the year.
Kid: "But mom...I don't want to go to school today..."

Mom: "I don't care. You aren't sick and you don't have any appointments today. You are going to school. I don't want to you have to go to summer school, either."
by Qwerty.33501 September 4, 2017
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