schmooish

A person who claims to be a Jew, but pays mere lip service to the tenants of faith

My friend Mr Schneider; Man I was barbecuing some pork ribs and Mrs Schneider came by and knocked them off the grill saying we're Jewish, dude!
Me, later to Mrs Schneider; Hey you like pizza right?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You like pepperoni?
Mrs Schneider; Yeah.
Me; You are Schmooish.
Mrs Schneider; What is that?
Me; You schmick and schmoose schmich is Jewish!

by Bauxb March 13, 2025