schanks

A trendy hangout location during hockey playoff time, where a male and a female converge towards a human waste disposal cubicle.

Guy: "I'm going to Schanks to poop"
Gal: "Did you say poop?"
Guy: "Hell ya I did!"
Gal: "Meet you there"

by DJC April 22, 2005

schanks

an event that occurs every season the calgary flames make the playoffs, in which one young man, lures a young lady into a bathroom stall, by telling her he has to poop, while her response is often, "Can I join you?"

D: hey baby, your so sexy, i gotta poop REAL bad
S: oh my, your making me wet, let me come with you
D: guys or girls?
S: guys
D: Can you make farting noises during?
S: I wouldn't have it any other way
D: This gives me a boner almost as hard as in physics
S: P=MV baby, P=MV

by 2nd Stall on the Right April 24, 2005

schank

verb - to hit in the balls.

or - to get pwned.

schank got schanked!

by hmm!? October 05, 2006

schanks

schanks - A place of gathering, for people who enjoy sports. Known particularly well for its roomy pooper stalls.

B: "I'm at schanks, and I gotta go to the pooper."
G: "Can I come to the pooper with you?"
B: "Sure babe."

by D.J.C. April 22, 2005

Schank

The word 'schank', in english, is the same as 'x' in algebra, the word is to be interpreted by the listener.

Im schanking.
-Im walking.
He schanked it really well.
-He kicked it really well.

by Harry Brown February 17, 2008