Sawcock 

The act of masterbating in another person's bed

A text message the morning after being caught sawcocking may read: "I'm really ashamed that you saw my sawcock. I'm too drunk"

Sawcock by Rick cairns August 28, 2009

Saw Cock 

Defining an event or action as a "Saw Cock" implies that said event or action is distinctly unpleasant, much like being brutally ass-raped by a large cock which has a saw structure on the lower portion.

Nick: Are you ready for this Macro final?
Mitch: Hell no, it's going to be a saw cock!

Saw Cock by EconPhD December 16, 2010

sarcockstic 

Being sarcastic with a cock in your mouff.

She's sarcockstically choked dick to show her friends that she can do it without gagging. -BTCG-JCRG

sarcockstic by JapCarRealGood June 27, 2019

Sarcockagus 

To brutally clobber a male's genitalia and then proceed to give it an Indian Rug-burn.

Johnson: "I think I'll give Matteo a Sarcockagus."

Sarcockagus by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 4, 2023

Sarcockstic 

Sarcastic and cocky

That girl is so damn sarcockstic

Sarcockstic by She is a Katy November 26, 2023

Sarcockstic 

Sarcastic and cocky

That girl is so damn sarcockstic.

Sarcockstic by She is a Katy November 26, 2023