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save the turtles 

A phrase mostly used by VSCO girls but they dont actually mean it. they only think that banning straws will help turtles but actually there are so many different things that harm not only turtles but every sea animal
SHAME TO THE VSCO'S
OMG save the turtles SSKKSKSKSKKSKSKKS
save the turtles by uraseed September 17, 2019

Save the turtles 

If you see this quote in someone's bio, it's probably a reference to a tweet from @ains_rose that said : " you know who doesn't want to be choked? Turtles. You know who does? Me. Save the turtles, choke me instead." So it quite literally means choke me.
"She had save the turtles in her bio, but she doesn't seem like a vsco girl! What do you think?"

"hahahaha, you're so naive, it means choke me, that's it."
Save the turtles by denadacariño August 25, 2020

Save the turtles 

Raw, disgusting, baby making sex that’s unprotected because if you use a condom that’s plastic that could end up in the ocean and kill the turtles and nobody wants that.
Person A: “what are you doing tonight”
Person B: “my bf and I are finna save the turtles”
Save the turtles by Anakiin February 20, 2023

SAVE THE TURTLES 

Why
Person 1 (throws straw into lake)
Vsco girl AND I OOP AND I OOP SAVE THE TURTLES SKAKSKSKSKSKSK
SAVE THE TURTLES by Izalle October 9, 2019
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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