Saula 

A conjoined word for a famous Hollywood couple. It is the combination of Simon Cowell and Paula Abdul. (The "S" from Simon and the "aula" from Paula)

Mr. Cowell and Ms. Abdul are two of the four judges on the hit television reality show called American Idol.

Almost from the beginning of the show, there have been rumors about the two judges having some sort of secret romantic relationship offscreen, due to their constant flirting and their general behavior towards each other on camera.

Nowadays they are both single, but thus far have not given any indication of becoming an item, despite various references to each other that imply something more than a friendly relationship.

Paula Abdul: I have to admit, I was cracking up watching the "Saula" videos- I guess Simon and I do make a pretty cute couple, lol!

Saula by cotton*mary July 6, 2009

saula 

saula: Term originating from relationship between American Idol judges Paula Abdul & Simon Cowell.

Used to describe:

1. Two people that appear to have high chemistry, and based upon such chemistry should be or are a couple.

2. Two people that appear to have very opposite personalities but when put together create a balance and should be or are a couple.

3. Two people that appear to others as having noticeably strong sexual tension.

4. Combination of any or all of the above.

are you in love like saula is?
saula are the perfect couple!

saula by saulaluv April 29, 2006

saula 

Simon Cowell + Paula Abdul = SAULA (THE BEST COUPLE IN THE WORLD!!)

Saula kicks Serri's sorry ass!

saula by xX Allie Xx June 11, 2006

THE SALAD GLOVE® 

(noun) a glove, developed by the band Andrew Jackson Jihad, that is used to eat salad whilst avoiding dangerous forks and messy cleanups
(noun) a useful eating utensil that is latex-free and one-size-fits-all
(noun) an easy and clean tool that enables you to FIST FUCK YOUR HUNGER™
(noun) that shit you can buy that, along with your iPod, you can sell to Bookmans when your wife dies and you lose your job (from the song People II: Still Peoplin' by Andrew Jackson Jihad)

**Tuesday 1:30pm - Two young men are sitting in a corner booth at Denny's - Max is frustrated with his Caesar salad**

Max: I know I'm being a bitch, but don't you think eating croutons with a fork is next to impossible and fucking annoying?
Tim: Dude, you need THE SALAD GLOVE®.

THE SALAD GLOVE® by Maxwell Dope November 14, 2013

salad shootin' 

When you've eaten too much salad, or other fiber source, and the second your butt hits the toilet seat feces shoots out at high velocity.

Neil: Hey man, you coming, we're gonna be late for that statistical overview meeting!

Bob: Naw, dude, I'm gonna be salad shootin' for a few more hours. NEVER eat Mexican yogurt!!!

salad shootin' by BADxKARMA April 4, 2013

Sahla 

Sahlas are really kind young women. They are insanely smart, very pretty and always have sympathy for others. Although they seem happy, Sahlas are hurt deep inside. They are probably from a rich family, and end up getting all the luxury, but cry themselves to sleep every night. They self harm and pretend its ok. Sahlas tend to be quite bitchey but only cos they are overthinkers. They apologise afterwards, and will be the greatest girl you have ever met. Sahlas find the best man, even though they have several people asking them out. If a Sahla is in love with you, you are special. They can be introverted most of the time, and are very loud on the internet, but quiet and shy in real life.
Sahlas are keepers. They are prettier than most people, even though they face a lot of criticism when they go plainfaced. They are the kindest girls you will meet in your entire life.

Yo are you dealing Sahla???
-yh

Damn bro, you got the prettiest, cleverest girl in the class!

Sahla by yo mamma is a hot one September 27, 2020

right in front of my salad 

a meme from a gay porn scene where two guys are fucking in front of a woman who is enjoying her salad. she responds with "are you serious? right in front of my salad?" it is used to express annoyance when someone is doing something totally inappropriate in front of your eyes.

"Are you seriously being transphobic? Right in front of my salad?"

right in front of my salad by imahoeaf August 3, 2017