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Sandwich Syndrome 

Sandwich Syndrome is when someone doesn't go through puberty until Sophomore year in highschool, or sometimes even later.

Named after the town of Sandwich, Illinois because everyone born and raised here has never gone through puberty even when they are in highschool.

Sandwich Syndrome is a terrible, yet hilarious disorder, and should be laughed at whenever you see a non-pubescent FAG
Guy 1: Hey, why is that 6th grader going to Chem 2?

Guy 2: That's not a 6th grader, that's our teacher!

Guy 1: Ooh, he must be from Sandwich

Guy 1 & 2 Laugh

Teacher: Detention, both of you! Sandwich Syndrome is a SERIOUS disorder
Sandwich Syndrome by Buh AMF April 3, 2009

Sandwich Syndrome 

When a person in their Mid to Late teens has not gone through puberty yet, resulting in a hilarious joke.


Also funny when said Sandwich Syndrome kid tries to act black.

Named after how people form in the town of Sandwich, Illinois

Abbreviated as SS
Some 15 year old living in Sandwich, Illinois who has Sandwich Syndrome: Teeheehee lookie guys, I just got my first pube!!!

16 year old kid living near him with SS: WOW, you're sooo hairy!!!

*Both of them repeat the same lines from Step Brothers and laugh like they just saw the movie for the first time*

turkey sandwich syndrome 

The unexplainable, untimely, insatiable craving for a hearty item of food experienced by a male immediately after sexual climax.
"Ya know Warren, Maria is such a cutie, but I hate the turkey sandwich syndrome I always get with her."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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