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sandwich artist 

A person who makes sandwiches at subway.
"That chick is a sandwich artist. Sucks to be her, $9.00 an hour and you have to put up with some shitty customers."
sandwich artist by boooyakacha December 4, 2007

Sandwich Artist 

A person who is masterful at arranging threesomes or other group sex scenarios.
Hugh Hefner is the consummate sandwich artist.
Sandwich Artist by G-Army July 21, 2009

Sandwich Artist 

1. A person who creates artful sanwiches for people in a Sandwich shop.

2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.

3. A synonym for B.O.M.
Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.

He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff When will he wake up?
Sandwich Artist by robh353 June 16, 2005

Sandwich Artist 

1. A person who creates artful sandwiches for people in a sandwich shop.

2. A person who, in real terms, is unskilled, and cant see it, despite thinking they have a 'talent'. The person often makes inappropriate, obtuse, or simplistic comments, to everyone elses amusement.

3. A synonym for B.O.M.
Look at the sandwich artist Lion. He is boasting about his temp contact in a Real Estate firm after we terminate his temp work here - he has finished the archiving we had him in for.

He is a born and bred B.O.M. like Jagoff. When will he wake up?
Sandwich Artist by robh353 June 24, 2005

Sandwhich Artist 

A musician with no musical talent. The type that makes you go "WHAT THE HELL MAKES THEM AN ARTIST?" Derived from the ridiculous term subway uses for their employees.
"Wayne isn't an artist....he's a sandwhich artist."

Sandwhich Artist 

At 9.00 an hour, or whatever the states minimum wage is; literally a starving artist. Subway's way of trying to make poverty wages sound, "fun".
Son- " Mommy, why does that person smell like subway and dirty feet?" Mother- "That persons a Sandwhich Artist and cannot afford a place to live, stay away, you might get yeast infection."
Sandwhich Artist by Wasian1988 September 3, 2016
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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