the best guy ever to exist who did not deserve to die.
My name is Sam Cortland... and I will not be afraid.
by sofiahramirez December 2, 2020
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When you strategically place your testicles on the eye sockets of another parties face and carefully drape your member down said parties nose.
Foo-Foo was so wasted last night that I Toucan Sammed him for hours. He was feeling real fruity after that.
by AnthTheManth September 20, 2013
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#14 Oklahoma Sooners sophomore quarterback.
- 2008 Heisman Trophy winner over UFs Tim Tebow and UTs Colt McCoy.

2008 season: top accuracy percentage in the nation, threw for 48 touchdowns and rushed for another 5. Leads the highest scoring offense in FBS history posting a total of 702, breaking Hawaiis previous record. Also has posted more than 60 points in 5 consecutive games.

Has led the Sooners to the top spot in the nation and a bid to the BCS national championship game on January 8, 2009 against the Florida Gators.
"Did you see that OU QB flip in the endzone vs OSU?"
"Yeah, that was Sam Bradford. He's a badass."
by BO0M3R5O0N3R December 17, 2008
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Sam hell or Sam Hill is a southern euphemism for the the devil personified typically used as a curse.
Why that Sam hell is Britney strapped to a gurney?
by M2P4P November 26, 2013
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to call someone on the phone in order to spam because you do not have text messaging.
Dude, I just got sam spamed. Gary doesn't have text, so he sam spamed me.
by gwb920 May 28, 2010
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1. Cousin of the main character from the popular 1980's film, E.T.
2. Los Angeles Clippers guard who brought popularity to the Clippers in the 2005-2006 with his jaw dropping dunks and excellent ability to split team's defenses and dish it off to his teammates
1. Sam Cassell is E.T.'s cousin
2. Did you see that, he totally cheated with his alien powers to dunk like that!
by Chris Browns May 28, 2006
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The most amazing actor to ever exist ever.
He is like Chuck Norris, except better. He is also a BAMF (badass mother fucker) and any movie he is in has to be rated "R" because of his Badassary.
Famous for " I've had it with these motha' fuckin' snakes, off this motha' fuckin' plane"
Dude that was like, Sam Jackson style.

Dude your so BA, Sam Jackson must have trained you.
by South Parks Piss, Ass Guy January 28, 2008
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