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salty ass 

Salty Ass

Noun

sɔ lti æs

1. When the ass is saltier than a seafarer's puckered bum, abraised by the briny winds, it may be described as such
2. Someone who has breached a threshold of being just too damn salty.
Aw, come on man, I didn't mean to pour balsamic vinegar in your cornflakes! Get your salty ass up and quit moping.
salty ass by J~Egg January 8, 2015
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salty ass nigga 

A nigga that's jealous and can't get what he wants and/or a person who just got dissed.
Shawn: Man why does he get free tickets and I don't.
Cody: Man, why do you have to act like a salty ass nigga!

salty ass dog 

The act of having anal sex with 1 girl and then meeting up with another shortly after (3-5 hours) and having her perform oral on you. Just like a salty dog, only WAY better.
Yeah, suck that SaLtY aSS DoG!!

Bitch, that cock you are sucking, was in Heidi's ass!
salty ass dog by Devon Null July 11, 2006

Salty Ass Juice 

1. Butthole Fucking Juice

2.A tasty treat for whores!
(Kelly Wells to Sasha Knox)

"C'mon lick that salty ass juice, that's a tasty treat for whores, you should feel fuckin' privileged!"
Salty Ass Juice by colombed mooyay January 19, 2008

salty ass bitch 

A salty ass bitch is a bitch that has no emotion, always monotoned, and just stays being salty with other bitches.
"Why does Danielle look so mad all the time?"

"I don't know? She's probably a salty ass bitch."
salty ass bitch by Rita602 November 16, 2016

sally ass 

weiner ,punk , cry baby , bitch
Stop acting like such a Sally ass .
sally ass by imjustsayin33 May 26, 2021

Salty Asshole 

noun

1. puckered and vengeful, an asshole who is vindictive or spiteful in an abrasive way

2. someone who is as pleasant to be around as rubbing salt on one's asshole
I knew he was mad, but did he have to be such a salty asshole about it?
Salty Asshole by claudiesel August 13, 2011