Secret Salta

It's like having a secret santa - where instead of recieving delicious choclates and sweets, you are only getting fucking salt. Cheap ass fucker. yes Brian I'm talking to you!

- Hey bro, did you get some nice presents from your secret santa?

- No... i just got tons and tons of salt. He is a fucking secret salta. FML.

by Rainbowflavored Koala Poo December 1, 2017

saltae noots

big salty nuts that girls love

the man showed his saltae noots and the woman jumped all over him.

by g niggra September 21, 2011

saltae

Best raccoon vtuber girl who streams and cries a lot and kinda sucks at video games but pls be nice

saltae is crying again.. she must have shit herself. (；⌣̀_⌣́)

twitch.tv/typicalsaltae

by notsaltae0.0 October 2, 2022