One whom is the Richard of the Dicks, the dick alpha and omega, the almighty pisser-offer who lives to make lives like yours and mine alike filled with frustration. This man's douchery cannot be contained within just an entity; alas, he is a multitude of dicks in a sack - preferably made of burlap, just to make things worse.
This manwon't stop at one dick; oh no, he's going for the gold. Others have made their way to a few dicks, a small pouch, or even a satchel full. But this guy will go the extra mile and a half just to make sure that your good day stops where his begins.
Dude 1: Hey brah, this guy was being a bag of dicks yesterday; stole my sweet roll and fucked my wife, all at the same time.
Dude 2: What a cool story. This morning this guy got the promotion of CEO by blowing the boss, and doesn't even work there. After that, he came to my house and pissed on me while I was asleep, fucked my dog, and ate my food - all at the same time. Not a crumb left in the cupboard.
Dude 1: That's no mere dick, this man is a legend! A true sack of dicks!
If a friend says, "Hey guys, the gravitational pull from my gaping vagina is causing me to be unable to gather the fortitude of mind to order a pizza this day", one may respond , "Order the fucking pizza you nutless sack of dick".
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"
"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."