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Sexually Retarded Woman
Person 1: I broke up with my girlfriend today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I wasn't sure at first, but after a few weeks I realized she's a SRW. I'll find someone else.
Person 2: I'm glad you're moving on, life is too short to live in an unhealthy and miserable relationship.
SRW by srwdetector September 7, 2020
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Spencer Reid’s wife
Hello, I’m SRW! Who are you?
SRW by Criminal minds addict June 11, 2021
Sexually Retarded Woman
Person 1: I broke up with my girlfriend today.
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I wasn't sure at first, but after a few weeks I realized she's a SRW. I'll find someone else.
Person 2: I'm glad you're moving on, life is too short to live in an unhealthy and miserable relationship.
SRW. by srwdetector September 7, 2020
An academy in Lancing that is split into 4 vertical chapters and two horizontal chapters. Nightingale is full of chavs, Mandela, Brunel and Roddick each have some chavs (not sure how the chavs go into Brunel because it has "the top year 11 tutor group") along with some emos and an average sized group of non-descript students. There are only a few teachers that most students like...but because most students are chavs, it doesn't surprise anyone.
SRWA used to be Boundstone Community College and all the chavs are really stressy because they want Boundstone back, they know it'll never happen, and they're missing out on an education because they think they're cool (wich they're not) which I find funny.
Chav: Oi yeah. What school you go to?
Normal Person: SRWA

Chav: Nooo, dat iz like Boundstone, 'ight?
Normal Person: No. Not anymore. Go get an education you knob.
Chav: Boundstone wazz da bestest boii.
Normal Person: Go die. now.
SRWA by My Pseudonym Is Better December 21, 2010
Serious Relationship Without Titles; essentially FWB but with a hint of emotional involvement
SRWOT by Paige (26) June 10, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026