squirf

1. a combination of when a woman squirts and queefs.

2. a term used to convey exuberance and excitement.

3. utilized in a sentence to fill in for a word

Man, my girl squirfed on me while we made love last night.

Theo Ycoy, told me he squirfed when he found out the Raiders drafted Terrelle Pryor.

Squirf you chump!

Aye, that dope chick in chemistry said she likes you.

Oh, SQUIRF?!

by Jimmy Stiff August 24, 2011

Squirf

Marching band peoples who band together to unite all squirf people in their community.

Calling all squirfs, calling all squirfs. Join the squirf union as we will do things!

by bo-jack September 05, 2009

Squirf

Opposite of a queef. A dick fart, uncertain how it occurs just make sure it doesn't happen to you.

"I thought I was about to bust a nut but I just squirfed in her eye."

by Lucky Lachance May 09, 2018