spray bottle 

A joke so bad/corny that you want to a spray bottle to spray water on the person who told it.

person 1: I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, but I couldn't find any.

person 2: Spray bottle!

person 1: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

person 2: Spray bottle!

Person 1: Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.

Person 2: SPRAY BOTTLE!!!! PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!!!!

spray bottle by msTsquared March 25, 2016

spray bottle 

When you have sex with a girl for so long and shes so uninspired by your sexual prowess she starts to dry up.

Guy 1:Dude, so i was banging Sally last week for 2 hrs and i had to get the spray bottle out.
Guy 2: She was obviously unimpressed with your albino rhino attempt.

spray bottle by brookesy111 January 28, 2009