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A governing body that takes your balls keeps them in a jar restricting visitation to a minimum. SPOY victims may also start to resemble Sanjiya from American Idol since all testosterone has been removed.
Justin can't come out tonight...he's SPOy property now.
by Pet a File May 12, 2007
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Slam Pig Of the Year - A women/girl that fucks the most men in a year.

The top honor among slutty women given to them by the men they screw.
If she banged all of us at a party, she'd be the S.P.O.Y.

That skank fucks so many men, she is a candidate for Slam Pig Of the Year.
by 603's Finest January 24, 2008
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Possibly but not necessarily a member of the Jazz Jackrabbit 2 community, a Spoy is a person who, both on MSN Messenger and IRC, idles and pretends to be away a lot.
Bob's being a Spoy again. He won't answer my messages.
by Sparky2002b September 03, 2005
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A substance that brings excruciating joy to an individual after having been released from the power of one's pwnage over others.
As a result from the excitement of his massive victory in the Halo tournament, Robert yelled out in happiness as his spoy exploded over the competition.
by Ares21 August 08, 2006
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Someone who is always there for you but cant seem to make up there mind about helping themself.
Adrian: I need advice from my bestie or Spoy.
by Fall3nShadow August 13, 2018
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