An absolute unit of a human being. Incredibly good-looking and absolute player. Weird as shit but some how draws people around him and is always the most fun at a party. Usually tall and athletic but a bit of a goofball. Radiates charisma and comedy but is always there when it counts. Any guy would be lucky to be friends with them and every girl wants to have him.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.