somd 

"shit on my dick."

phrase popularized by the great pan man. legend has it that the pan began the phrase after describing an encounter with his super-asian father: "dudddde, if I don't start studying for the amc, my dad will shit on my dickkk." soon, this phrase began spreading rapidly through ncssm (think lice), until it became common lingo.

"dude, you just tippered me with marth. somd"
"somd, my miller paper is due in 30 minutes."
"man, somd, I can't get my final checkmark on webassign"

somd by somd, jr. June 13, 2008

SOMD 

"Spit On My Dick"
The abbreviated version SOMD is used when one does not want others to know what they are saying or wants to use the phrase in a shortened and less vulgar form. It works 12% of the time in most situations as a successful pick up line.

Well then you should SOMD.

SOMD by CreativeCham November 28, 2010

SOMD 

Short for Southern Maryland. Most people consider Charles, Calvert, and St. Mary’s Counties to comprise Southern Maryland, but opinions vary on this. The culture of Southern Maryland is strange, sharing elements similar to the American South as well as the DMV or DC metro area. The populace consists of SMIBs who wear camo at all times, hunt, drive trucks, etc., as well as people who believe Southern Maryland is part of the DMV, who use words like jhi, jawnt, and glizzy, vape and smoke weed, and seem to believe they are hard despite living in the suburbs.

Person 1: Why is that man acting like a redneck and a gangster at the same time?
Person 2: He’s from SOMD.

SOMD by Glizzy_Goblin July 22, 2020

SOMD 

Suck On My Dick.

Not to be used in a litteral sense, but rather to be used as a way to 'rub it in.'

A: I didn't get a cut for skipping school today

B: I spent 3 hours doing my science midterm and i think i failed.

A: Ya, I got today to study. SOMD

SOMD by blahblahasdewq January 21, 2011

SOMD 

Spit Out My Drink

When something is so funny it literally makes you spit out the entire contents in your mouth. Its one step above LMAO.
Thought up in the supergaylist by two gay super heroes . Who literally had to buy a new monitor after laughing so hard they spit there water on to the screen an fried the circuits

That comment he posted was so funny I SOMD.

SOMD by dropdeadmike September 22, 2013

SOMD 

Abbreviation for "Suck On My Dong".

n00b: "Shut up Jenks!"
Jenks: "SOMD!"

SOMD by sukon madong May 25, 2006

somd 

The abbreviation for SHIT ON MY DICK, Used as an expression of anger or frustration. Originally created and first used by Johnny b

Wow my life sure does suck. Would somebody please just SOMD?!

somd by Johnny Bee May 30, 2007