soadf 

Son of a dick fart

Jacksepticeye: *runs off ledge in mario*
Jacksepticeye: *doesnt make it to the other side*
Jacksepticeye: "MARIO, YOU SOADF"

soadf by PurpleSOS45 April 4, 2017

Sadfishing 

(Noun.) The practice of writing about one’s unhappiness or emotional problems on social media, especially in a vague way, in order to attract attention and sympathetic response.

David been sadfishing all day on Twitter.

Sadfishing by Jerry_Stil October 2, 2019

sadfishing 

someone who makes exaggerated claims about their emotional problems to gain sympathy, used especially by attention-seekers.

yo, that ''depressed'' guy gotta stop sadfishing!

sadfishing by jealousboy21 October 1, 2019

soafusion 

(n.) The act of taking one thin, sliver of old soap and placing it on top of a brand new bar of soap while wet. Once let to dry, one giant mass of soap remains.

John used soafusion when he ran out of soap that morning.

soafusion by O'Dea July 23, 2008

Sadfishing 

Sadfishing is the act of someone faking their mental health issues in order to gain attention/likes on social media.

Possible motivations: loneliness, curiosity, boredom

Kendall Jenner is a bitch, she's just sadfishing all the damn time!

Sadfishing by CryinNow October 6, 2019

sadft

An acronym for stupid ass dumb fuck twig. Often said as "sad foot".

Wow, that bitch over there is such a sadft.

sadft by YourMom'sDick September 3, 2016

Sadfap 

The act of simultaneously masturbating and crying your eyes out. This is usually due to depression and desire for sexual companionship. Although not necessary to fall under the category, some find it useful and economically efficient to use their tears has a substitute lubricant AKA slippery sauce.

My imaginary girlfriend died last night so I sadfapped till' the morrow.

Sadfap by ThePowerBauer April 22, 2014