shit wise 

Smart but dumb in the same time.

In reality many people are shit wise today.

shit wise by lazypast33 May 21, 2015

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) 

A cheap, young frat boy in his 20’s with aspirations to become some type of doctor.

That cocky little dork sure was a schrittwieser (shit-wiser).

Schrittwieser (shit-wiser) by therealjamesmurph May 10, 2020

shitwise 

having vast knowledge of random trivia, with an implication of posessing little practical knowledge

She's so shitwise, she always wins at trivial pursuit.

shitwise by Noelle of Avalon September 22, 2005