salmon hand

When ones hand is limp to the wrist, and one flops it around while saying with a lisp or in a partially thick voice "SALMON HAND!!!" Derived from Derek, and can also be found in a handshake, when one's hand is limp.
Ben: Salmon hand!!!!
Thomas: Salmon hand!!!!
by T-Sizzle! January 30, 2006
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Double handed salmon rod

A sexual technique, used among fishermen, to describe getting jerked off by 2 girls whilst aiming to shoot your load overboard.
(you're supposed to be on a boat to get a doublehanded salmon rod)
Hey Joe, ever since I got that penis enlargement I've gotten so many double handed salmon rods my penis is burning.
by Fishemanjack March 09, 2012
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When two men engage in the act of trying to pull one another's penises often while wet or incorporating a lubricant. Can be used to describe a male homosexual.
Bob likes women however his brother likes catching salmon with his hands.
by brokeback677 January 20, 2014
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