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Mariner's Bukkake

A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.
Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?

Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!

Nature’s bukake 

When you’re trying to catch a snowflake on your tongue and you are also taking them to the face in the process.
My girl was face up to the sky attempting to catch snowflakes on her tongue when she shouted “It’s nature’s bukake!”.

Lonely Man's Bukake 

To be masturbating and climax into one's own eyes
Temporarily blinding themselves with semen, giving them a stinging sensation, because of the millions of microscopic sperm cells dancing on their pupil.
"AHHHHH, WHAT THE FUCK!?
Shit, this is a Lonely Man's Bukake.
Fuck, that stings"

Dragon's Breath Bukkake

Very similar to regular bukkake. However, the men who are jerking off have butane lighters taped parallel to their dicks. Right as they're about to cum, they switch on the lighter and douse the receiving party in hot, fiery cum.
Very popular with cults and Yugoslavians.
Doctor: you've got a third degree burn on your fourhead, how'd it happen?
Slut: DRAGON'S BREATH BUKKAKE

Bukhaki's 

The type of pants that a porn star wears!

Variant of bukakke, for those who don't get it.
Oh no, it seems I have soiled my Bukhaki's again.
Bukhaki's by OminousT December 4, 2010

Bukauski's 

Pants that don't quite fit around the ankles. So short you can see pasty and or hairy legs, revealing things you don't want to see, and overall committing a fashion crime.
"I can't believe this, I bought these new pants and they fit perfect. Then my mom put them in the dryer now they are total Bukauski's."

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Shelly: "I think I might date Chad.. He's pretty cute."

Joan: "Ughh.. no. Look, he's wearing Bukauski's. I can see his pasty hairless legs."

Shelly: "Oh thanks, I didn't catch that. Nevermind. "
Bukauski's by mdez March 24, 2009