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S. S. S. H. A. W. 

Shower, Shit, Shave, Have A Wank. As with "Something about Mary" its best not to go on a date with a "loaded gun" so this is the correct first date preparation...
Go to go - I still need to S. S. S. H. A. W. before my date tonight...
S. S. S. H. A. W. by Marvin (Starvin) September 5, 2021

I.S Akbar 

A Well Known Independent Author That has written several popular novels like Secrets Upon Secrets, The Perfect Wife, Dream Factory, Essays of Lyfe and many more.

An Independent Author That has written vast of genres Thrillers,Horror, Non Fiction,Erotica,Fantasy & Fiction.
Person 1: Hey What Book Your Reading?
Person 2: This Awesome Book By I.S Akbar called Secrets Upon Secrets it's freaking epic!!!!
Person 1: You Should Let me Read it once your done I can't wait to find out what's it all about?

Person 2: You'll love his work the man's a creative genius.
I.S Akbar by I.S Akbar June 23, 2021

What's wrong with your head 

When someone has some sort of head trauma albeit a gash or fresh stitches.
Brenda couldnt help but ask buddy about his head dressing. "Dude what's wrong with your head!!!"

Werewolf's Dick 

When pubic hair runs all along the shaft of some dude's dick resembling that of a Werewolf and/or some other hairy animal.
Don was stripped down naked when he passed out at the party around 12am. Everyone was laughing at his Werewolf's Dick.
Werewolf's Dick by will bitten March 22, 2017

droppin' it like it's hot 

a vigorous booty~shaking dance; like twerking but without the booty stuck way out
Juanita sure be droppin' it like it's hot! She's the one who taught me that dance move!

Russia's Red Line 

A Proverb used to describe a warning that bears no real consequences. Similar to "China's Final Warning" Can also be said as Russian Red Line" if needed.
"Sam said that if I keep playing Destiny, she'll leave me. I swear, it's like the 5th time she said that."

"Ah, sounds like she's giving you a case of Russia's Red Line."
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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