Selfish and Pricky. Only to be used when the person possessing these traits is in full acknowledgement of his/her selfish and pricky tendencies.
That guy is so S&P.
by capitalB August 25, 2010
Short for "Shit and Piss." Use this term when you don't want to broadcast it that you have to go to the bathroom.
I gotta go to the girls room to S&P.
by TXKimMM October 4, 2006
The standard array of questions to be asked of a guy when he tells he has a new female friend.

Is she Hot?

Is she Single?

Did you get in her Pants yet?
Guy 1: It's a really cute girl in my journalism class.

Guy 2: H/S/P?

Guy 1: Huh?

Guy 2: Is that a no?
by Gabe Q February 3, 2011
Stupid furry that won't bathe.
WOAH! Did Hannah S. P. get out?!

LOCK THE FURRY PRISONER UP!
by Hannah S. P. October 17, 2019
No this is not your granddad's s&p 500! In this case it stands for the shit and piss 500
And usually applies to any job where the primary function is to clean up. A lot of pee and poo! Rest homes and hospitals come to mind here.
Nurse 1 clocking in for 2nd shift at "throwing shade ass tits tits living": "how was it today?"nurse 2:"oh it's been the s&p 500 every since I clocked in at 6:00 this morning!"
by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021
When someone who is S&P (see definition... I am too S&P to define it again) makes a conscious effort to be more pleasant. This is usually caused by a guilty conscience, and is temporary and fleeting.
Last week he was S&P Lite, but now he's right back to being S&P.
by CapitalB December 22, 2010
A fucktard who likes to put spaces in between every letter in a word.
"M y n a m e i s s p a s m a n d I ' m a f u c k i n g m o r o n"
by Cunt McBag December 31, 2004