Rusty Harp

When you receive a goatsie and then have your ass pubes interweaved so that it can be played like a harp.

Joe:Awww man I woke up this morning with my ass so sore and my pubes interweaved.
Adam:Dude thats a rusty harp!
Joe:Jennys a sick hoe.

Rusty Harp by Galbs September 28, 2008

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

Rusty Harp by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

Rusty Mouth harp 

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp

Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp

Rusty Mouth harp by woonage December 19, 2008

Rusty Jew Harp

When a Giant monster or Kaiju forcibly butt rapes Anguirus (another Kaiju)

My grandpa brought me downstairs to watch a Rusty Jew Harp on his 70” plasma TV.

Rusty Jew Harp by Shakyboi December 25, 2018

Rusty Jaw Harp 

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

Rusty Jaw Harp by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

rusty harpoon 

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.

Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.

rusty harpoon by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014