Rusty Harp

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When you receive a goatsie and then have your ass pubes interweaved so that it can be played like a harp.

Joe:Awww man I woke up this morning with my ass so sore and my pubes interweaved.
Adam:Dude thats a rusty harp!
Joe:Jennys a sick hoe.

Rusty Harp by Galbs September 28, 2008

Words you can keep

Rusty Harp

When a male eats a female’s asshole while simultaneously fingering her vagina with a minimum of two fingers

Oh God, Oh wow, I walked into the nutrition room and saw Salman giving Karina a Rusty Harp.

Rusty Harp by pikachu AA June 14, 2021

Rusty Harp

When a girl gets a rim job and a fingered at the same time from one person. The female version of the rusty trombone.

After my girl gave me the rusty trombone, I returned the favor and gave her a rusty harp.

Rusty Harp by Dong, the g is silent July 10, 2026

Rusty Mouth harp

Its when you perform a rusty trombone on a girl. Except its more like a mouth harp

Its like dueling banjos, but without the dueling or the banjos and with a mouth harp and an asshole thus making it a rusty mouth harp

Rusty Mouth harp by woonage December 19, 2008

Rusty Jew Harp

When a Giant monster or Kaiju forcibly butt rapes Anguirus (another Kaiju)

My grandpa brought me downstairs to watch a Rusty Jew Harp on his 70” plasma TV.

Rusty Jew Harp by Shakyboi December 25, 2018

Rusty Jaw Harp

Like the Rusty Trombone but performed on a woman. Instead of the back and forth action of a trombone, one uses the flicking action of playing a jaw harp, with the accompanying analingus.

Did you and Gail seal the deal last night?!

Seal the deal?! I gave her a rusty jaw harp for a solid 30 minutes. She busted hard.

Rusty Jaw Harp by BerryrVA December 26, 2024

rusty harpoon

When someone lays face down on the living room floor and then proceeds to aggressively sleepfinger their butthole.

Chad was so drunk that he gave himself a rusty harpoon.

While putting in his contacts in, Chad had the sudden and horrifying realization that he gave himself a rusty harpoon. Chad has pinkeye.

rusty harpoon by SpaceJoshtin February 10, 2014

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026