1. A statement that is used to discourage a person from disappointment as a result of unrealistic expectations. The origin of which comes from the Rustlers Burgers alluring sales pitch, only to be terribly disappointed as you bite into a soggy-bunned nuclearly calcified burger!
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
2. A statement that can also be an implication of an unhealthy dose of scepticism.
Guy one: " Hey man I'm going to quit smoking, stop getting drunk and hit the gym!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
Guy two: " Man, as if, get a rustlers ya dick!"
by Jo the Jo December 28, 2017
n. Not to be confused with the prominent "chuckle buster" (referring to a joke told which busts out a great amount of laughes from the audience), this word refers to a joke with limited humor that rustles up only minor chuckles from the audience. Chuckle rustlers are often found in dumb sitcoms that have somehow accumulated extreme fame durring the early 1990's
by waffle of waffles December 6, 2008
by Fuck Rustling Champ #1 August 14, 2021
a chocolate rustler is a rustler ribsteake(micro waveable burger)with a kitkat (chocolate bar)on it so the rustler has melted chocolate all over it and it tasetes freakin ossim (alternative to awesome)inveted by SUPER SPRIGGS<- my gamer tag
by martydom noob February 14, 2009