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rule 1701 

don't **** with the captain....ever
rule 1701: captain picard will never die, and no kirk will never be better
rule 1701 by thomaspain September 15, 2009
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Rule 1701 

Do not take the name or image of Captain Jean Lic Picard (Patrick Stewart) in vien.
Patrick Saywze Died on Sept 14th 2009 and pictures of Patrick Stewart flooded the Internet with "1940-2009" captioned. Confusing many into believing our Captain had gone down with his ship.

The Internet responded by saying this was going to far, and Rule 1701 should be passed so a tragic even like this will never take place again
Rule 1701 by KZR September 15, 2009

Rule 1701 

Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.
Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.

Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.
Rule 1701 by BrokenThumb September 15, 2009

Rule 1701 

One does not fuck with Captain Picard, ever. Or they Die
Someone posts that Picard has died on 4chan. This is a breakage of Rule 1701, therefore, you die.
Rule 1701 by animasdk September 15, 2009

Rule 1701 

Not only is there fanfiction about everything but nearly all of it is crap.
The reboot of Tomb Raider proves the veracity of Rule 1701.
Rule 1701 by Ostercy Janson De Couet September 8, 2011

Rule 1701-A 

Don't Mess with ANY Captain of the USS Enterprise, particularly Capt. James Tiberius Kirk. doing so is an INSTANT and immediate death sentence
Person 1: Kirk didn't know what he was doing in Command of the Enterprise, he even destroyed it, TWICE!

Person 2:*takes a gun out, shooting person 1 fatally* Rule 1701-A jerkwad, you do NOT mess with Kirk
Rule 1701-A by Blades4119 May 14, 2010
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