A game played by only the bravest willing participants who fight to the death against thier father armed with sockchucks, pillows and the claw. Faint of heart need not apply.
A place where dogs ruff at the athletes who are tuff-ing it out trying to complete their workout of the day (WOD). A place where good boys exert their Dogminance. A place where dogs tell their masters to Sit Up instead.
WOD consists of Good Boy Squats, Tail Wag Push ups and Woof-ups.
All partner work outs require one Dog + one Hooman. The typical WOD time cap is around 12 minutes hooman time which is approximately 84 minutes in dog time.
It’ll be Ruff, but you’ll be Tuff at the end of it !
Hey, I going to Ruff and Tuff. I heard its real goofy.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.