Appreciation of a romantic moment shared with another person to whom one is attracted, without their reciprocation or consent. Differs from fantasy in that it actually occurs, but typically to the knowledge of only the romance rapist. May occur between people of either gender, and particularly common between those of opposite sexual orientation.
v. Jen never realized that Steve wanted to be more than just friends, even after he had her over for a candlelit dinner and gazed into her eyes the whole evening. He didn't care; he just wanted to romance rape her.
n. When Dan found out one of his closest friends was gay, he suddenly thought back to every time they lay alone under the stars during a camping trip and couldn't help but wonder whether he'd been a victim of romance rape.
n. When Dan found out one of his closest friends was gay, he suddenly thought back to every time they lay alone under the stars during a camping trip and couldn't help but wonder whether he'd been a victim of romance rape.
by atds April 16, 2009
1. A person who adds randoms on Myspace and flirts with them, with no intentions of ever meeting the person.
2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
2. A person who seems far more confident online then offline (the geeky computer kid.)
1.
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"
2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
"Hey, howcome you signed off last night?"
"Sorry, this myspace romancer guy kept trying to hit me up!"
2.
Myspace Romancer Online; "Heyy babe, you lookin' v. fine, wanna catch up?"
Myspace Romancer Offline;
"Eh hi, umm, *stutter* I was, um, wonder-i-ing if you, maybe, one time, on-l-ly if u want, wanted to umm.. *runs off*."
by sexpackets December 6, 2008
Two fools in totally bitching. headboard-slamming online romance that's just plain embarrassing in the real world, as in WTF were they thinking???
1st Dude: So how did that vacation in Hawaii go with that cheerleader hottie that you met online?
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.
Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
2nd Dude: It totally sucked. Turns out she was a Charger cheerleader 20 hard years ago! I fucking maxed my credit cards, too!
1st Dude: But didn't you tell her that you're the CEO of a Fortune 500 company?
2nd Dude: Yeah, but, I will be one day, Dude, I will be.
1st: Don't feel too bad dude. Ginny was just went through her third Internut Romance.
Did you hear about Maurice. He quit his job, emptied his bank account and left his wife and kids for that chick he met online. It lasted three weeks. Now the dumb fuck is serving fries and sleeping in the park. We all told him it was an Internut Romance, but he didn't even want to talk about it; he just wanted to get in his car and go.
by Buck 98261 February 26, 2012
Literal translation of Kazakhstani coital euphemism. Popularised in the West by Central Asia's most recognisable media personality, Borat Sagdiyev.
I looking for nice Western girl with yellow hairs, plow experience, and little or no history of mental retardation in family, to be my wife and to make romance explosion inside. I will buy for you red dress, two sturdy shoes, and colour tv with wireless remote clicker.
by Iacob. November 7, 2006
When two junkies or alcoholics get together in rehab and have an "immediate deep connection and understanding of each other that nobody else has ever had with them". This often happens within days or weeks of entering rehab. They often take it beyond just rehab and go together after rehab. These relationships have approximately a 99% failure/relapse rate (of course we are the 1% says the two losers) and abuse, domestic violence and general disregard for others and their feelings is commonplace. Note that infidelity/cheating is common here as the rehabers have no regard for loved ones they have been with for years, who took care of them thru addiction and being abused by them and often paid large money and struggled to put them in rehab because they love them. They simply think of themselves and their loved ones are left shattered once again to pick up the pieces, again they don't care as long as they have their new boyfriend/girlfriend "once in a lifetime connection" and plenty of sex.
Rehab: Hi sir, I'm sorry to tell you that your wife has been kicked out of our rehab for getting caught having sex.
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).
Husband: What!? No!! Please my heart is broken.
Rehab: I'm really sorry sir. She left with him today to go live with him and some other rehab grads.
Husband: (crying) Noooo! Can I at least get my money back I can barely pay bills?
Rehab: Sorry sir, she signed a contract and broke the rules. We tell them not to get involved with rehab romance as it is toxic but they rarely listen.
Husband: (gunshot) RIP... (Wife doesnt care enjoys sex with new addict boyfriend).
by NotAnAddict January 22, 2014
The best date movie ever. It is about a guy, Clarence (Christian Slater) who marries a prostitute, Alabama (Patricia Arquette). Slater kills her pimp and goes to get her belongins back, only the bag he thinks is hers is actually the mob's cocaine.
The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.
Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
The reason it is the best date movie ever is because it has lots of pretty cool romance for her and sweet action and gangsta shit for him.
Easily the best bathroom fight scene ever.
Scene from True Romance:
Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
Clarance: "That guy there in the black is Sonny Chiba, he's been paid to fuck this other dude up."
Alabama: "So he's the good guy?"
Clarance: "He ain't so much a good guy as just a bad motherfucker."
by PeaTearGriffin September 5, 2005
A fake relationship you created for the social media site Vine. Usually, this "relationship" is to help you gain more followers or to make money more money. Usually, two hot yet unemployed people with too much time on their hands looking to make money off their Vine followers.
Curtis Lepore and Jessi Smiles had a typical Vine romance until date rape happened. Should their "romance" on Vine
by DonaDiabla January 19, 2015