Roman centurion 

After sex, while they are passed out, the act of pooping on your partners chest, smearing it all across their upper torso, dragging them into a sunny spot, and leaving it to dry. Afterwards, it can be removed and worn just like a Roman centurion’s body armour if you wish

“I need a costume for the fancy dress party” cried Ethal. “No problem love, lie down here and I’ll sort you out a proper Roman centurion costume”

Roman centurion by luvlyjubblies December 11, 2017

Roman Centurion 

Teabagging someone in a way where your balls rest on their head and your dong hangs down between their eyes and on their nose, much like a Roman centurion helmet.

My wife and I were fighting last night, so I had to give her the ole Roman Centurion to let her know who the real gladiator is.

Roman Centurion by Clever Satan March 11, 2022