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Roman High School 

Roman Catholic High School. Where to even start? Roman isn't just a school building on the corner of Broad n Vine. Its where friendships are made, and legacys are born. Catholic High has been in the heart of Center City, Philadelphia since 1890, the first free catholic school EVER (but we all know its not free now). Roman is a place where you know everybody that walks down the halls. Its a place where you Know the bball team will go far EVERY year, and your there to cheer them on every step of the way. You wanna play a sport? Romans the place to be. We have almost every sport known to man here. This is a place where you Love to Hate the Prep in every aspect of life, and are proud to chant "WE WEAR PURPLE!" I can't tell you how many times ive been stopped on the streets by alumni asking me if i go to Roman, and still tell me make sure that we beat the Prep. Roman is soo much more than just a high-school. Its a family, a family that bleeds Purple and Gold. Who are we? Roman Catholic, here attt BRRRROOOOOOAAAAAADDDD AND VIIIIIIINNNEEEEEEE!
1:Yo you go to Roman High School?
2:Yeah where do you go?
1:The Prep.
2:FTP!
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Roman Catholic high school 

America's oldest and first (formerly) free Catholic high school built in 1890 by Thomas E Cahil or however you spell it anyways it's way more respectable than Father Judge or Archbishop Ryan
Jamal: Ey yo did you hear that that lil fat bitch Manny is transferring to Roman Catholic High School from that bitch school Archbishop Ryan

Tyrone: Nah man no I didn't but I can't wait to get in the boys bathroom with him
Jamal: nah WE can't wait til he gets here and his stomach bulges out of his shirt

Ss John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School 

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.
Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.

East Rowan High School 

A school full of kids who think they're gay, sluts, people who write the n-word on bathroom doors, vape-gods, yee-yee rednecks and ghetto white kids.
Yo dude!
I love me some powerpoints and lecturin' here at fuckin east rowan high school

south rowan high school 

South Rowan high school is a school in the middle of nowhere, and there’s more rednecks there than a Luke Colmbs concert. This school is full of potheads, crackheads, and just about any head you can think of. It’s got as many hoes as the last school with even more dumb bitches. And sex in the bathroom is more common than the weekly fight that goes down.
You tryina go to south rowan high school with me? Are we getting weed?

If your stuck in the mud and need a tow, no worry’s just call one of souths hobos.

East Rowan High School 

East Rowan high school is a school located in Salisbury North Carolina. It is filled with stoners, vape gods, rednecks, sluts, pregnant teens, white kids who act black and little preppy white girls. While better than Jesse C Carson High School it is equally as bad as North Rowan High School. It has asshole teachers who do not teach and unfair school policies as well. ERHS is filled with freshman who break school property, sophomores blamed for freshmans wrong doing, juniors who believe they are adults and seniors who are happy to leave.
Do you go to East Rowan High School?

Yea why?

I am so fucking sorry

Its fine, wanna taco?

Sure

East Rowan High School 

A shitty run down molding school, ran by Mrs. German who doesn’t do anything and looks like Rosie O’Donnell. Smells like shit because everyone vapes in the bathrooms. Worst teacher there is named Mr. Waddell, he doesn’t teach and looks like a bald penguin.
You go to East Rowan High School?
Yeah it’s pretty garbage