Rodni 

A tall black man known for having a big black penis. Good with ladies, very cute and loves bread (dunno why) their test results aren't very good though..... but they are very smart with computers. Good taste in music and very popular. All the girls want a taste of his big black penis. And if you reject him, it's probably because his penis is wayyy too big for you. Or it's because your an idiot let's be honest here now like look common sense here. If you see a tall black man named Rodni, say hi and give him a half five or a hug. They love hugs, sometimes.... Oh and they are straight (sorry boys) They like basketball. Loves chicken. Are very funny. Good at editing and lots more. Every time a girl sees a Rodni, they instantly get pregnant

Guy 1: Omg is that Rodni
Random girl: omg my pussy got wet
Guy 2: Rodni is soo hot, full homo I'd smash him
Random girl 2: Shut up Rodni is straight he would smash me
Random girl 3: Guys why am I Pregnant?

Rodni by Circles of friends fan April 30, 2022

not my rodrick 

A même that's been circulating because some pussy ass imposter pizza delivery lookin ass soccer mom mother fuckin willy wonk- Jeffree Star's cousin plastic surgery lookin bitch thinks he can replace my one and only daddy, Rodrick Heffley.

*2036*
"Diary of a wimpy kid you say? Which one?"
"The one from 2017"
Oh bitch no that's not my rodrick

not my rodrick by hotshmulligan March 26, 2017

Rodney Rude 

An Aussie legend and comedian icon known for making his audience piss themselves laughing. Takes the piss out of anything including McDonalds, Pizza Hut (they can go and get fucked!), poofters, faggots, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, policemen, Poms, Indians, Irish, Italians and other geezers.

Best known for his merciless tearing apart of stupid hecklers, his famous laugh 'heeee-heeeeeee'. And "I HATE THAT".

GET RUDE ON!!! Rude: "Yeah, yeah, you can laugh....I'm the one that gets all the roots around here boy. The difference between a 12 inch cock and an onion..nothing. They both bring tears to your eyes.

Rude: "It's time for another poofter joke!"

Pommy Heckler: "you rule the world.."
Rodney Rude: "Yeah I know that fuck-face. I'm fucking good. Whereas you mate, if you were a grain of rice you couldn't do an impression of a fucking maggot!"

Rude to heckler: "Aww piss off mate. What'd ya celebrating your first head job you didn't like the taste? Fuck off mate."

Audience member: "What else do you hate?"

Rude: "I'll tell you what I hate mate. I hate it when you fucking a jar of Pegs paste and your family walks in. And they want the pegs paste. Pisses me off."

Rodney Rude by kam75xx August 9, 2012

rodrick heffley 

rodrick heffley is the og eboy and millions of people, including me, simp over him.
He founded the band, löded diaper in 2003. it has since released two songs: 'baby' (which justin beiber stole) and 'exploded diaper'.

He is the favourite character in the doawk series and in the movies was played by devon bostick.

However in the fourth movie he ws RUTHLESSLY REPLACED by and fish-looking lord farquaad rodrick.

this started the not my rodrick meme.

Person 1: who is your celebrity crush?
Person 2: rodrick heffley, im in love with him.
Person 1: me too, I simp over him.

rodrick heffley by RHGF37 June 8, 2020

Rodney Croome 

Australian activist and spokeperson for the Tasmanian Faggot and Carpet Licker Rights Group that was nominated for Australian Fag of the year in 2015. Can be easily identified from his lips that over the years have permanently molded themselves into the shape of a cock. Approach with caution unless you want to be ass-raped.

Little Johnny: Rodney Croome is coming to school tomorrow to talk to us about why we shouldn't bash fags.

Father: Keep your ass to the wall son, otherwise you'll end up with a cumshot of AIDs.

Rodney Croome by Sammy75 November 7, 2017

not my rodrick 

The New Rodrick Heffley Actor Portrayed by Charlie Wright the Corn Flake, Soccer Mom, Edna. A Meme tag Known as #NotMyRodrick Has been flooding The Internet. We Don't Want a drug addict playing Rodrick! We want our hot daddy Devon

NOT MY RODRICK

not my rodrick by _spamiinq_ March 30, 2017

rodrick

The Emo Boy of my dreams.

That's my Rodrick

rodrick by Baby Hippos For Life April 2, 2017