the absolute love of my life.
boy: hey wanna go on a date?
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
girl: no thx, i only fancy british men, preferably named Robert Pattinson.
by haha lol xd November 02, 2020
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
Indie film darling loved by directors Cronenberg, James Gray, Claire Denis, The Safdie Bothers, David MichΓ΄d and Brady Corbet, he has upcoming projects which include The Batman Matt Reeves and starring in Tenet Christopher Nolan, he has been the beloved muse of Dior for the past six years
Post-Production
β Waiting for the Barbarians
β The King (2019)
β The Lighthouse (2019)
β The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
β Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
β The Batman (2021)
β The Stars at Noon
Post-Production
β Waiting for the Barbarians
β The King (2019)
β The Lighthouse (2019)
β The Devil All The Time (2020)
Filming
β Tenet (2020)
Pre-production
β The Batman (2021)
β The Stars at Noon
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by NewYorkHotdog July 23, 2019
An actor.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Not your future husband. Not a sex god. Not sex on legs. Not drop dead gorgeous.
just, an actor. Famous for his roles in Harry Potter & The Goblet of Fire and the Twilight saga movies.
Robert Pattinson is an actor. End of story.
by chrissy9 August 02, 2009
A very overrated actor that looks like a heroin addict and stars in the equally overrated series Twilight. Also appeared as Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, but no one gave a shit about him until he got fucking pale and starred in Twilight.
Fangirl: OMG liek robert pattinson is sooooooooo hot!!!!!!111111 TEAM EDWARD FOREVER!!!!!!!!1111!!!!11
Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Fangirl: huh?
Smart person: Oh yeah, didn't he play Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire?
Fangirl: huh?
by WPH15 August 01, 2009
sexiest man alive who is also very chaotic as he has in the past:went on a date with a stalker to scare her, has said he thinks there is a ballerina inside of him, and got expelled in high school for selling porno magazines! also played daddy edward cullen in the twighlight series and deadric in harry potter !
by rrjekbekekedbeikcc November 01, 2020
Girl after Goblet of Fire: Man, Cedric Diggory is so ugly.
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Guy: ...
Girl after Twilight: OMG! Edward is so hot!
Guy: Robert Pattinson is ugly.
Girl: Who's he?
Guy: ...
by emotionally detached February 11, 2009
May 12 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose

