A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.
Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!
One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.
Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older
Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!
by Rpattz fan125! February 24, 2009
A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.
Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson
by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009
i frequently dream of Robert Pattinson
by saza January 6, 2009
A British actor who is well known for playing Cedric in Harry Potter, and Edward Cullen in the Twilight series. Also the subject of many girls' fantasies. In some people's opinion, he is a person who's ego is larger than a mansion, he has no posture or acting ability, and is a creeper. The people in the forementioned group will vary in reactions when "R Pattz" fangirls squee at him. Some reactions will be: faked, induced or automatic vomiting, running away, or badmouthing him (which is rather dangerous to attempt)
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.
Fangirls have been known to ask him to bite them, sleep with them, or marry them.
Ana: "Oh I'm destined to become Robert Pattinson's wife. I know it!"
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*
Lyri: *fakes puking* "Yeah, you and all the other obsessed fangirls out there. If i didn't hate him so much..."
Ana: "Come on, he's talented, wonderful at singing, and gorgeous!"
Lyri: "Ummmm, no." *walks away*
by Illyria Schiff August 24, 2009
Starred as Cedric in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire and is now famous for playing the character Edward in the popular (and overrated) Twilight series.
Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.
Better actor than Kristen Stewart who plays Bella, but does not fit the perfect image of Edward in the book.
I can't believe they picked Robert Pattinson to play Edward!
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.
He's not that bad.
Maybe not in other movies, but as Edward he sucks.
by NoBorders99 November 16, 2009
An English actor who played Cedric Diggory in the Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, who currently plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight series.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.
And with all honesty he was good in Harry Potter and he was heading towards a great career by Twilight has sort of smashed any hopes of being seen as a good actor becuase everyone is obsessed over his looks and not his acting. Quite a few people have also lost a lot of respect for the poor guy as well.
I am not bashing the books of Pattinson, its just the truth.
by SHADOWgold January 1, 2010