rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:

- a woman

- an animal

- a carrot

- a stapler

- kenny

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by dr. janus July 2, 2011

The Rob Schneider

When you run through an agricultural center butt naked and fuck as many animals as possible and not get caught.

Hey heres a farm, I'm gonna pull a Rob Schneider

by Charlie Brown May 12, 2003

rob schneider

a man who makes stupid movies about him turning into something. examples include:
- a woman
- an animal
- a carrot
- a stapler
- kenny
- osama bin laden's penis

I woke up one morning and for some reason had turned into a velociraptor. I pulled a rob schneider

my rob schneider ran out of staples so i had to fold the edge on my essay

by krowkneeklay June 12, 2011