Riverwest

A small piece of land in Milwaukee on the wrong side of the river, but the "right" side of Holton St. It is shelter for the white offspring of the surrounding suburbs who didn't quite fit into the corporate mould. Many are "artists" or "musicians" and they spend the majority of their time drinking coffee, drinking booze, making "art" or passing out and calling their mother for more money.

Oh shit Emily, I need to make some money, I better start a band in Riverwest!

by acertainshape February 5, 2013

Riverwest

Arguably, Milwaukee's most racially and socially diverse neighborhood. Home to many of the city's artists, musicians and poets as well as an equally eclectic nightlife where you can hear reggae, indie rock and underground hip hop on the same block on the same night.

Riverwest is also know for shattering outsiders' stereotypes and perceptions of Milwaukee and Wisconsin.

"Damn, I never would've thought a place like Riverwest would be in a state like Wisconsin."

by illwauk October 23, 2007

Riverwest Reacharound

1) Named for a bourough in Milwaukee, it is the act of stealing money or goods after the victim has fallen asleep after sex.
2) Being taken advantage of in a particularly classless manner.

1) I thought she was on the up and up, but when I woke up the next morning after hooking up with her, my wallet was gone. Looks like she gave me the old Riverwest Reacharound.
2) I got a Riverwest Reacharound after my purse got stolen by the guy I was flirting with at the dive bar last night.

by Mdamascus December 28, 2009

RiverStars

A nickname used by bitter players on PokerStars.com, an online poker site, for the site. The term is used in response to a hand where one has been "rivered", or beaten on the final card in the hand.

-Welcome to RiverStars.

-That card would only come up here on RiverStars.

by EireDuck July 27, 2005

Riverstone Slapper

A slapper from the suburb of Riverstone in the Hawkesbury region in New South Wales, Australia. Can also be a cougar or a scantilly clad woman.

The pub was full of Riverstone Slappers on Saturday night.

Person 1: "Dude do you want to go to the Mean Fiddler?"
Person 2: "Na man its full of Riverstone slappers'

by windzaa September 12, 2012

Rivercrest

Rivercrest is one of the most prestigious neighborhoods in Houston and in Texas. Situated on hundreds of acres of forestland, Rivercrest has one of the most sought- after postal codes in the United states and is home to several businessmen, socialites, celebrities, and professional athletes. Many of the homes in Rivercrest are multi-million dollar estates designed by renowned Houston architects. Children in Rivercrest typically attend Houston's most prominent schools such as The Kinkaid School and St. John's School. Known for its hundred-year-old oaks and stately drives, Rivercrest is the esteemed neighborhood of Houston.

Person 1: I live in River Oaks!
Person 2: I live in Rivercrest.
Person 1: Oh.

by Mikeymike56 September 21, 2011

Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventure

1) Strong Bad's current and only theme park ride that resides in Strong Badia. It consists of a cardboard box for a boat, water from a leaky hose for a river, a smaller box for The Cheat, a fake rock-on-a-stick, and a cardboard cut-out of a "headhunter" which is just a crappy drawing of a bear holding up a shark.

2) Also known as: The Strong Badian Riverboat Superfun ... Ride

3) Might be the worst three-thousand dollars you'll ever spend.

SB: Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen my name is Strong Bad and welcome to the Strong Badian Riverquest Safariventuuure...
Please keep your arms legs and valuables inside the vehicle at all times, and get ready to experience the fury of...
The strong Badian Riverboat Superfuuun...
Riiide...

And first up on our tour if you look to your right, experience the fury of...
a big rock that's going to fall on uuus...

H*R: Ohhhhhhh....

SB: That was a close call, I hope everyone is okaaay...

H*R: I'm not o-- SB: Shut up.

SB: Oh and if you look up the river, here comes another one our tour guides his name is The Cheat everybody say "Hi, The Cheeeeat!"...

(The Cheat walks on by in a little box)

H*R: Hide and seeeek...

(Island drums start playing)

SB: Oh what's that I hear is it the sound of island drums, oh no it's headhunteeers...

(Bear holding shark pops up)

SB: Everyone stay in the boat, I'll take care-a diiiis...

(Strong Bad shoots twice at the bear with a fake gun)

SB: Looks like we scared those headhunters, let's hope they don't come baaack...

Well folks we made it back safely did everyone have a good time--(H*R: Not weally.)--goood...

Please leave your valuables under your seat, and exit to your riiight...

H*R: Stwong Bad, I gotta level with ya. That *might* have been ... the wuast thwee-thousand dollaous I evoh spent!

SB: Don't forget to experience the fury of...
our gift shooop...

by cwapface July 1, 2004