River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.

The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.

River Corn by c_M_p June 28, 2012

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Whiskey River Cream Corn

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

Whiskey River Cream Corn by Drpun May 16, 2009

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River Corn • Whiskey River Cream Corn • Corn Rider • Corn Rover • river • River Rats • River Phoenix • river nigger • river pig • River Dick

Corn Rider

One who rides corn.

Someone who survives by only using corn, for food, clothing, transportation, shelter, food, and corn. And food.

I am the almighty Corn Rider from Trackmill :3

You be Corn Rider eh?

Corn Rider by corn rider December 13, 2010

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Corn Rover

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

Corn Rover by flannimal July 5, 2012

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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