River Corn

A piece of reed that resembles an ear of corn still in the stalk as it floats on a river and is mistakenly eaten by hungry river people or rednecks.

The redneck river people were so hungry, they filled their floating tubes full of river corn for an afternoon snack.

River Corn by c_M_p June 28, 2012

Whiskey River Cream Corn 

When someone eats 3 cans of cream corn then takes a diarrhea dump on their partners asshole. After the dump is complete they slurp it back up with a McDonald's milkshake straw

So Robert had his girlfriend share a whiskey river cream corn experience with him last night and it ended badly.

Whiskey River Cream Corn by Drpun May 16, 2009

Corn Rider 

One who rides corn.

Someone who survives by only using corn, for food, clothing, transportation, shelter, food, and corn. And food.

I am the almighty Corn Rider from Trackmill :3

You be Corn Rider eh?

Corn Rider by corn rider December 13, 2010

Corn Rover 

A comb over made of corn rows.

he was going bald, but he loved his corn rows. So he fashioned his corn rows into a corn rover which made him look even worse...

Corn Rover by flannimal July 5, 2012