River

River is someone with an abnormally huge cock and is probably the smartest person ever and will without a dought steal your girl and not be gay whilst doing this. Many individuals may think River is gay but it’s quite the opposite he pulls many girls and is ver hot and sexy and probably not he best builder in Minecraft

He’s super hot and sexy I think his names River

by Abnormally huge cock November 26, 2021

River

River is a homosexual. theyre very short, pale, and have brownish hair.

"omg is that river? shes like 5'1''

by kdemfnrvpe b February 1, 2022

river

one of the hottest people alive. he is extremely wonderful, and everyone should be like him.

“river is pog.”
“how profound.”

by swaggychickennugget July 25, 2021

River

River is an amazing human being with great personality and and a lot of character. River is the type of person to make you laugh unintentionally and make you feel the greatest you have ever felt. They may seem shy at first but once you get to know them they are full of happiness and love to spread.

River is an amazing person to be around

by alphaunicorn117 June 29, 2022

River

A river is a hole in the Earth which is magically filled up by water.

Person: I want to live in Montenegro!
Other Person: Why? Is it because of the holes of water?
Person: You mean rivers?
Other Person: Yea.

by skeletronreal March 13, 2022

River

(girl) Rivers are girls who are outgoing they may be lazy sometimes but when they want something they will do anything to get it !! They are very strong willed they could probably live in the wild if they wanted to sometimes they may come across moody and annoying but they are really kind and caring

Person 1 : She's so ANNOYING!!! but shes also really nice

Person 2 : Must be a river

by Frog 🐸 February 23, 2021

River

Cloud based streaming service.

Rain is just one of the steps in the cloud based streaming service we call rivers. .

by philosoaper June 17, 2021