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A male who wears his cock ring all the time.
Ever since Nathan got into the S&M scene, he has become a ring pirate.
by Guillermo August 25, 2003
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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a man that sneaks up and raids anutha mans buttocks. also see arsebandit and uphill gardiner
oi dave leave that poor man alone and stop being such a ringpirate.
by badgerroy123 March 05, 2008
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someone who raids mens forbidden orifies
fuckin hell he is a right ring pirate that twat ova der
by Sucka me dong September 21, 2003
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