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Rim Rocker 

A turd that is large enough in length and/or width to tear the skin of your ass hole. Bleeding may occur, however it is usually not profuse. After you have experienced a Rim Rocker, the inner fibers of your ass may feel like they are dangling helplessly and may take hours to repair itself.
"Good God Henry," said I, "that steaming brick of meat that you planted into our lavatory is comparable to the Great Wall of China." But it was too late, Harry had died from blood loss.
Rim Rocker by Kool aid April 11, 2005

Rim Rocker 

A powerful basketball player that usually has meetings with the rim.
Dayum bro LeBron is a Rim Rocker!
Rim Rocker by ComebackKid October 2, 2008

Rim Rocker 

When consuming marijuana, one may load a very large amount of the drug into what is called a 'bowl'. If properly inserted, the marijuana should be as packed in as possible(allowing airflow) and be close to over flowing. This is a wonderful thing for a person to do especially if smoking out another fellow stoner.
M - "Whats up mayne"
A- "Chillin' fool, where you at?"
M - "At Q-Tipz loadin a bowl in the new bong azz ole
A - "What?! New bong?! Lemme come over and rip that shit, I'll load two fatass rim rockers.."
M - "Hurry the fuck up!"

Rim Rocker 

One who in an effort for the best rimjob possible will do anything to please the asshole with His/Her tongue that they can.
I heard that Connor was trying to use chocolate to make Arkansas' ass taste better because he has started to lose his taste for dingleberries.
Rim Rocker by Jimmy Carter October 9, 2003

Dunkadelic Rim-Rocker 

Is a basketball slang " catch phrase " that describes a player who attacks the rim with massive power and force. Term used by energetic announcer's or broadcaster's during games.
Kevin Garnett " The Big Ticket " is a Dunkadelic Rim-Rocker for Minnesota. Corey Maggette the Dunkadelic Rim-Rocker for the Clippers is a chizzled physical speciman.

Rim Rocket 

Flamin hot Cheeto in the asshole.
My dog nibbled on my rim rocket

Cheeto Rimjob Rim Rocket Dog Ass Salad
Rim Rocket by Wakeanjake April 5, 2016